@orph for 2008-08-17

  • Note to self: check out new Randy Newman album. #
  • It’ll be cool when Kindle tech gets cheap enuff so you can grab the the NYT or New Yorker Kindle, both auto-updated, and head out to dinner. #
  • Disturbing observation: the longer I remain an ovo-lacto vegetarian, the more I come to love eggs & cheese in food. Time to go vegan? #
  • Hmm, sticking to English in US is valuable to avoid a disparity between Spanish & Chinese schools, helping equality 4 all future citizens? #
  • At the museum yesterday I was reminded of how much I hate to see dorks like me use iPhones like cameras, or seeing them used for anythin … #
  • Movie premise: story of an amnesiac, who all the while is maybe faking. Little hints and memories start to leak out. #
  • Waiting @ CalTrain 4 the first time in months and months. I did this 4 days a week for a year and a half once. Cozy feeling. #
  • CalTrain is now 10 minutes late. Getting nonplussed. #
  • Damn, nevermind. Weekend schedule. Got 18 minutes to wait. #
  • @fairycat that’s what the party I’m going to is for. Also I’m scared to dance by myself. #
  • @fairycat good thing I’m not going to a goth party! But I don’t mind much either way. #
  • I suspect dating these people I know I can’t love is a waste of time. #
  • Seems like Pandora can limit the number of unique concurrent stations to stay under heightened internet radio taxation. #
  • Someone tell @djgraphite to come pick me up! #
  • @carmiendo tell vijay I’m walking along el camino :-) #
  • Walking around on El Camino at night is scary. No sidewalk and dark. #
  • This party make me feel socially awkward. Also I am really really bad at Rockband. #
  • 1:13 keg stand #
  • I might be getting out of touch with technology. I think the singularity is personal. #
  • Kind of want to go out to the local all night restaurant, Sparky’s, for some tasty morsels. It is past my bed time tho. #
  • @bexamazing damn. I know whats it’s like to be the guy being held up. Sucks when you have to witness really messed up events. #
  • When does twitter push past the 140 char limit? 5 years? 10? Never means a pretty drastic statement on the future of human communication. #
  • Part of me really likes the idea of humping some day job to financially support a particle physicist SO who is committed to research. #
  • Twitter as the drummers from the diamond age? #
  • I hope an ex-olympic archer sets the man on fire early with a flaming arrow. #
  • I think the Twitter-on-blog experiment should end soon. The impact is too far reaching, unpredictable, and out of my control. #
  • Amazingness at SIGGRAPH: http://is.gd/1t9s & http://is.gd/1DKt #
  • Data-driven attractiveness enhancement used for hinting in facial plastic surgery? Trippy. Face of Tomorrow, Today. http://is.gd/1FhL #
  • @corbett if anything, blog+twitter gave some kind of initial transition between the two mediums. #
  • I’d like a timeline graph of my social tech exposure; BBS, usenet, IRC, blog, twitter, facebook. Does anyone have exhaustive Linuxnet logs? #
  • I’m on the can in my apartment. I live a couple blocks away. Are you at ti couz? I’ll hurry… #
  • Dammit twinkle, stop embarassing me. #

@orph for 2008-08-15

  • Watching Youth for Asian Theatre. A bunch of short plays written, directed, acted, and fundraised by asian highschoolers. Awesome. #
  • Somehow scored a 2:30 AM all-night laundromat date with the cute Russian, after she finished work at the pizza place on Castro. #
  • Realized that laundry dates are risky. A lot of time with nothing much going on. Wish I had a laptop with a DVD player. Maybe a board game? #
  • @tberman nope going to the 24 hour place near her. She lives deeeeeep in the excelsior - I’m not looking forward to the scooter ride. #
  • This is such a bad idea. #
  • Bright and colorful here at the 24 hour laundromat. Mosha just had her wallet taken forcefully by some teenage girls. #
  • Forcefully returned, but not before sleight of hand removed the $30 in it. #
  • Well that was a confusing post- date ceremony. Do I try to kiss her? Don’t thing so. #
  • What Would Hemingway Do? Gotten shot. Goodnight twitter. #
  • Wow, Edwards-Hunter is a trip. How is this going to effect Obama? #
  • Okay,who’s headed down near Palo Alto I can bum a ride from? Company picnic in the park. Whee! #

@orph for 2008-08-14

  • Giving away startup ideas to fresh Harvard Biz School graduates may have been a bad idea. #
  • @fairycat because I have a big mouth and want people to like me? #
  • @fairycat I think I don’t have much choice there :-) #
  • I think I just got turned down for a date tomorrow. Phone reception was bad, and her accept is thick. #
  • Kind of in the mood for hacking tonight. But what? My editor? My window manager? My web startup? My work work? #
  • @fairycat hmm, maybe I’ll go to rickshaw stop to watch the olympics and see if my friend is bartending. Want to come? #
  • @fairycat up at 5 am? Ouch! #
  • I’m sick of the cute gayboy haircuts my stylist gives me. #
  • @codinghorror I’d argue that the URL bar is just as important. Both it and the back button are genius. #
  • Looking for a good intro to statistics class in SF. Berkeley extension has one, but it’s non-mathy. Recommendations? #
  • Watching skype video of my brother spitting up on cue cheers me up! #
  • @toshok ooh. Wonder if I’ll flop on the math. CCSF MATH 80: Probability and Statistics looks good tho. #
  • @plumpy asks in email about grabbing a beer after seeing my “omnipresent updates” on twinkle. Psyched to meet strangers from twitter! #
  • Facebook says: Happy Birthday @juziel ! #
  • My new brother, Lachlan, video comedian: http://tinyurl.com/5jqpn4 (requires facebook login) #
  • Considering a master cleanse for 10-14 days. Anyone tried this? #
  • Note to self: buy more Levi 527 jeans, except a few inches bigger so you can fit in them without gastric pain. 31 -> 33 waist, 34 length. #
  • @djgraphite yes, exactly! That’s why I need to get a mac, so I can write tomboy for iphone and add twitter integration. #
  • iPhone 3G SMS keypress has ~1/2 second delay! Totally infuriating. Anyone know how to fix this? Tempted to start deleting SMS history :( #
  • Two O’reilly books I want: Computational Biology in a Nutshell, and Genome Hacks. #
  • It’s time to grow up and stop carrying a laptop around everywhere. One at work for work, one at home for hacking/writing, phone for minutia. #
  • Just realized I want my boss to get angry and yell at me more, like that scene in So I Married an Ax Murderer. #
  • @natfriedman I hear a lot of robot hackers still write in basic. refreshing to see it up on stage at a talk recently, and every1 grok it. #
  • @plumpy oh cool. i should really upgrade. wonder if i can do that if i just show up at the apple store and act dumb. #

@orph for 2008-08-13

  • Taking advice on how to let someone down easy from the love doctor, @Tberman. #
  • lly illogical child. She is incredible! #
  • I sent a ballsy threatening email at work today. Kind of scared of the outcome.. my manager’s manager, Jocelyn, has a knack for making m … #
  • Tweets since returning to SF are social wankery, ratcheted up work stress, sex, drugs, and less creativity. The last is most disturbing. #
  • Can anyone give a tweet-review of “What Does China Think?” ?? #
  • I’ve always been amazed by Einstein’s ability to speak to egos using terms and paradigms of his day, expressing something completely at odds #
  • Hard to make fun of Debian/OpenSSL anymore when VMware ESX3.5 shat a brick on paying customers today. #
  • @toshok want to drive to South Bay with me to watch meteorites from the Lick Observatory? #
  • The technology singularity will be different for everyone. I worry that mine is passed. I’ve stopped hacking, and can’t bootstrap anything. #
  • Goddamn I love the Olympics. #
  • I want to find a big sexy poster of Michael Phelps to hang up in my kitchen. #
  • Will Bush have been the last chance we had to grow global imperialism which might have kept China’s rise in check with military oppression? #
  • Distributed web indexing built into an open-source web browser, with each client indexing visited pages? Gives you good trend analysis too. #
  • Mix with distributed content searching among indexing clients, you’ve got a plausible open source Google killer. #
  • Challenges in Distributed Web Retrieval (Yahoo research): http://flatn.com/pence-oafs/. #
  • U.S. Oil Import: 13.15 million bbl/day. China: 3.19 million bbl/day. #
  • Somehow I found buttersafe, a cute online comic. #
  • @natfriedman I stopped hacking back in January so as to write and paint more, and to remove the stress of a perpetual software project life. #
  • @natfriedman mostly I’ve just accomplished getting good at twittering in that time. #
  • Difficulty/value in marriage is in the death of the self for the good of the union. No matter if the other’s a boy or girl. No on Prop 8! #
  • @cypherkin nope, not yet! It’s based on personal conjecture, intended to stimulate discussion. #

@orph for 2008-08-12

  • I am now the proud owner of postnerd.org. #
  • Man, domain registration has gotten so streamlined! 20 minutes from PayPal to DNS resolving jump page. #
  • Headed to Berkeley to buy more Transmetropolitan comics and dinner with Jacob. #
  • Need to read the Golden Ass. #
  • Lady on the train says a start counting years from the birth of Christ, not the death. Good to know! #
  • The problem with economics is that when we discover the gene for nationalism, no one will pay to remove it from the pool. #
  • Seems like altering the Sun’s trajectory is the right way to do space travel. #
  • Ted Naifeh, you motherfucker, let’s make a comic together. #
  • Your reality can be recreated too. #
  • I miss Jacob A #
  • I miss Jacob Appelbaum. #
  • If VMware was smart they’d summarily fire anyone who had not shown to be top 1% after say 4 years. People like me. #
  • Yay ambiguous drug taking culture! #
  • I have such a strong desire to keep the cards and trinkets of my relationship with Carrie hidden safe in drawers, after these 3 years. #
  • @corbett I’ve flipped through Transmet before, but never really got into it. It’s gooooood, like a cozy teddy bear. #
  • Power company shut off power for nonpayment of $600 power bill. Waiting around for reactivation. #
  • @djgraphite it would seem I forgot to update PGE autopay after my CC was stolan a while ago. #
  • Sweet, I needed to report to jury duty yesterday. At least they let me reschedule without a fine. #
  • I am only really attracted to women who make me want to try harder. #
  • I can’t stand people who are nice ALL THE TIME. The older I get the less patient I am with them, preferring to be around 100% rat bastards. #

@orph for 2008-08-11

  • Downright scandalous weekend of wonton orgiastic exuberance. #
  • tshirt idea: postnerd #
  • Started reading the Odyssey again. I suspect Penelope got busy with the suitors on occasion. #
  • @sandyarmstrong justification for murdering suitors: maybe just fun, or maybe some father/son bonding. #
  • Missing Google’s mantra of “scale, scale, scale” is coming back to bite VMware on almost every front. #
  • Scale, scale, scale. Usable, usable, usable. Developers, developers, developers. What’s the next big tech mantra that’ll make success? #
  • Maybe “solvent, solvent, solvent”? Nah… #
  • @jacksonh I think that’s just a facet of scale. #
  • @jacksonh pfft, desktop apps. It’s mobile or web, and has been for a couple years. #
  • “subterranean river of untapped, ferocious, lonely romantic desires” - Mailer #
  • 20 minutes to get downtown for weekly meeting. Go go gadget MUNI. #
  • Dammit! Knew I should have bought Amazon months ago. Up 10% on rumors of strong Kindle sales. #
  • @natfriedman is it easier to get Provigil in EU than the States? Are you still going the precursor route? I want to try too! #

@orph for 2008-08-10

  • New long pea coat, brown blazer, and flag-colored shorty shorts are cheering me up. Yay for shopping with the pros (Jason Hartline). #
  • Reading comics at the bar. Headed to DNA lounge later. #
  • Damn. Got dressed too soon. Now I’m just sitting around trying not to wrinkle. #
  • Just made out on stage with a PM from Google I just met. That is pretty hot. #
  • My room is a pigsty. #

@orph for 2008-08-09

  • Would you have the guts to kill the president if given half a chance? #
  • @segphault or build a culture of killing ineffectual useless fuckface presidents. #
  • @zbowling secret service are the ones who have to answer that question seriously every day. I hope they respond! #
  • @daniesq I’m a postnerd :-) #
  • Headed to yoga. I hope I don’t chicken out. #
  • @daniesq it was okay. Really crowded. Worried I heard a muscle snap. Pretty sleepy now. #
  • @tberman I hope you recorded the awesome parts. The parade of nations is boring but important. Imagine olypics without them. #
  • These women who prepare their whole lives to find a good man, and make babies. They find it & just give up, totally unprepared for the rest! #
  • Running headlong into heartbreak, I TXT the lawyer again for details about when she’ll disappear. Food will taste bland for a weeks after. #

@orph for 2008-08-08

  • @gabaug nah, it’s easy: everything you eat was once living and eventually you will die and be eaten. #
  • Clarity of youth. #
  • While high on drugs just now I tried to smash my iPhone as hard as I could. It still works. I like it more now. #
  • @jeresig don’t feel bad about your demo. Everyone knows you rule. #
  • @jacksonh grurrah.com is such a nice idea. I’m going to try to think of things to add. #
  • I should probably be around other people tonight. Who wants to help a friend out? #
  • Thinking of heading to 1015 Folsom for a free party. Hopefully Jason Hartline will be there. #
  • Holy shit 1015 is blowing up. #
  • Went to Shine after 1015. Dirty sexy music grinding. Reallygood. Lovely to see Suzahnah, all tanned following a trip to Abu Dhabi. #
  • Headed to Thirsty Bear for intern goodbye lunch. #
  • Mostly hungover. #
  • @Toshok let’s bike to Burning Man! #
  • @toshok ooh, big man. One 150+ mile ride and you’re invincible. Pfft. #
  • @tberman nitrous oxide addiction is a strange and scary concept. Avoid if possible. Or if you score a tank, give me a call. #
  • Wow. Go playing program beats pro with 9 stone handicap. Welcome to the wane of human cognition. #
  • Wow. Silverlight just went bigtime. NBC’s online Olympics streaming is using it exclusively. Major coup for Microsoft. #
  • Okay. Which of my friends have a big TV with Cable so I can watch the olympics for the next two weeks? Jacob? Todd? #
  • @tberman when do opening ceremonies start? #
  • I’ve been having trouble coping withthe absurdity of life over the last few days. #

@orph for 2008-08-07

  • Headed to Ask a Scientist. Tonight’s topic: ROBOTS. #
  • This roboticist is very strange. #
  • Hea Talking about shooting enemy combatants because you just don’t give a shit. With a bunch of wide eyed kids around. #
  • And an elderly woman asks about sexual robots. #
  • “do you really want to sleep with an inanimate object?” #
  • “Not a lot of cuddling there” #
  • Wonder what happens when we capture and use enough solar power to drop the earth’s temperature a few degrees. #
  • I am so socially awkward! #
  • Hanging out with ycombinator and reddit dudes amkes me feel old and slow. #
  • @fairycat that is a nice thing to say :-) #
  • Ooh. Kite flying robot? #
  • @toshok let’s quit our jobs and be bike messengers for 6 months. #
  • @tberman why the manual labor hatred? #
  • @tberman nice! Send me a picture. #
  • @tberman because you’re running an old beta? #
  • @tberman ya, that’s been a longstanding Workstation bug, exascerbated by certain X versions. It’s fixed in most recent 6.5 beta, or RC? #
  • @tberman im not on gtalk because I hate computers? #
  • I iPhone is a slow unstable piece of shit. Now that the initial Ooh Shiny has warn off, I regret buying it. #
  • “The urge to transcend self-conscious selfhood is, as I have said, a principal appetite of the soul.” - Huxley #
  • I think I’m in the market for a car again. #
  • I want to eat something that was never alive. What are my options? #
  • Erik points out that milk and honey weren’t alive. My dad used to tell me that oceans were made of milk and honey in heaven. #

@orph for 2008-08-06

  • The girl responded to post-date txt I sent. We have SMS parity again, leaving the door open to future communication! Yay! #
  • This free software geek just spent another few bucks on iPhone apps. Crazy. #
  • @ian wonder how many decades until we can get an ammendment binding the courts to Intl Court of Justice rulings? #

@orph for 2008-08-05

  • Mediocre results. The grand plan to watch the sunset was called due to weather. Blue Plate was lame. Taught her to drive scooter. 2 kisses. #
  • @codinghorror Doctorow has a book where people’s survival is based on upmods. Down to 0 points = instant death. #
  • @psykoyiko thanks!? It’s a bit of an experiment in free communication following years of being uptight about what goes on the blog. #
  • A lot of romantic angst today. At least @Toshok is right there with me. #
  • Orphennui on aim. Let me sign on. #
  • @ian want to drive me to VMware? =) #
  • @codinghorror I think you should make upmod only +1. With +10 you’ve made downmod impotent and duplicated eBay. #
  • @carmiendo you mean my flirtweets? :-) #
  • @codinghorror oh man, the idea of a monthly bonus salary being determined by how many upmods you receive from coworkers. #

@orph for 2008-08-04

  • Need to see man on wire #
  • Saw Gonzo. It’s bad journalism. But god damn I love that man. #
  • Going to look for copies of Great Shark Hunt and On the Campaign Trail. #
  • The comic I was reading was transmet, which is much better journal of Hunter. At least in the few I’ve read so far. #
  • The only man closer to hunter that I’ve known besides myself is Kit, fellow waiter at Pamplona. #
  • Or maybe that violent copy editor who I met through Nat. #
  • The thing is, hunters America really did die back there somewhere. #
  • Maybe the best thing for America these days is it learning to be weak. As happened in Europe after the wars. #
  • Apple will degrade rapidly after jobs. There’s no one else there really fighting & risking for clarity of vision. That I know of anyway. #
  • …and the iPhone hard crashes in response. #
  • This is where the fiction begins. #
  • I, we/you, us. #
  • The point in Hindu tradition where a man realizes that time is endless. #
  • Hang out wiylth people who look and act like children. #
  • Hang out with people who look and act like children. Do it! #
  • Ruza, what do you think of the wheelchair guy? #
  • Why arent my sms histories archived and indexed forever?? All my wheelchairs are bound #
  • What’s the smallest binary expression for “it is what it is”? #
  • Ruza knows more than I’ll ever know, or could hope to. #
  • Ah, a nice cup of ibogaine tea, then back out in the cold to look for 2 books. #
  • Remind me to buy a thermos with a screw on cup, to carry warm things around. #
  • Headed to adobe books, but damn I left my wallet. May I can put this cute tea cup in escrow for a day with the owner there. #
  • Wow, Goethe was not that old… 1749. I had always though much much more ancient! People here playing boggle, I’m nervous to join. #
  • Duck u twitted/twinkle for loosing my thoughts! #
  • Oh nevermind, thought I’d lost Goethe’s birthday. Whew! #
  • No books. Feel like passing out. But have to fold laundry and hack code for work. #
  • @codinghorror whoa, colemak layout is interesting! Makes me want to buy an already converted keyboard. #
  • @zbowling excellent point. Maybe that’s why the supply-side seems interesting to me. #
  • @jacksonh happy birthday you sly mother! #
  • ReSMS sent to dad: Why can’t we seem to live closer together? #
  • Procrastinating. Headed to 24hour safeway for a thermos. #
  • Saught and found failure. No thermos. Bottle of carrot juice, 2.5 shots (mostly bourbon), and flirted with a girl at the bar, who ran away. #
  • Thought I did a good job flirting. Shouldn’t have left her alone with her selfish 22yo friend, who I bet stole her away. Girl works at Edo. #
  • Neat. Just got asked by a dude at Evernote to review their forthcoming API. #
  • @ccascade only tried on the iPhone, but an annoying not interface that has me itching to make something better. #
  • @ccascade err, annoying note-taking interface. #
  • Okay, will code until Tylenol PM kicks in. That’s all I promise. #
  • i want to drunkenly drive my scooter to a pizza place a few blocks away, which is almost certainly closed. #
  • No good ideas for the date tonight. Overcast, so I think watching the sunset is out. Anyone in SF have ideas? #

@orph for 2008-08-03

  • The best part about today is that I get to come home to new comic books. #
  • “Text messages for the SF marathon are being delayed due to technical difficulties at the race site…” Hope Jacob finished alright! #
  • Why do cute college girls always fall for potheads? Has anyone else noticed this occurence? #
  • Anyone want to have a shoppig day next week? If I don’t do something soon my wardrobe will fall into ill-repute. #
  • Aha! Others gave noticed the coed-pothead dating dilemma. #
  • Jacob Berkman finished the SF marathon with a time of 3:17:24. Wow! #
  • I just accidentally signed up to be one of those people who talk to strangers, to fight Prop 8, the gay marriage ban amendment. #

@orph for 2008-08-02

  • @tberman: breakfast at bakesale betty’s in berzerkeley. #
  • @codinghorror if your’re itching to start a revolt for cecession, I’m in! #
  • Hey, whoever borrowed my Dell Widescreen LCD monitor 3 years ago, give it back please. #
  • The huge widescreen TV that someone left here a year ago is now gone. Strange how I grow to like objects I don’t want at first. #
  • Scrabulous takedown loosely corellates with iPhone Scrabble app from EA? #
  • @joeshaw: ahh, illumination #
  • @corbett it was. He came to pick it up. #
  • I bet walkstore.com could be a very good resource for choosing where to put a new franchise business. #
  • What weve come up with for defining love: Whatever there is that’s more then just not being lonely. #
  • More Stump the Hindu with my dad: Is evolution a consciousness, with its own karma? It seems to self-perpetuate and problem solve. #
  • Can’t sleep. Nervous. Why did I think breakfast date a good idea?? #
  • “Richard Graveley added you as a friend on Facebook…”. Uh oh. Do I dare introduce dad to Twitter? #
  • Oh man, they finally invented direct-to-voicemail calling. #
  • Cuddling in the sun, and googling “rebound relationship”. Warm up date went well. Uh oh. #
  • I’ve got a muddy butt! #
  • Guy who’s evicting me having a congratulations meeting with all his family out front, laughing and joking. I’m trying not to get upset. #

@orph for 2008-08-01

  • Dinner with the ex, who has started seeing someone else. Feeling pretty lonely. #
  • To fight the creeping urbanity, I’ve been practicing staring straight ahead without looking at others. Vector path. #
  • @migueldeicaza wow. How is Costin? Spare no detail! #
  • @migueldeicaza what is cafe Pamplona like since I stopped working there in, what, ‘03? Is the old bat still running the place? #
  • Why aren’t web hilighters like awesomehilighter.com marketing directly to content provider websites? Seems NYT, blogger, etc would jump. #
  • Trying to imagine at what level you could establish a de facto service for shortened URLs. New “u:” URL scheme with DNS-like confederation? #
  • My current address has a walkscore of 95, “walkers paradise”. I will miss 54 Landers! #
  • Once this generation’s info addiction passes, people will realize that things actually worth reading follow a power law. #
  • Of the three big up and comers, Brazil is the one I know and understand the most. Should I move there and ride the boom wave? #
  • @migueldeicaza I would like to stay with him for a few days in a couple months. Need to ask Nat for his contactz. #
  • Today is slathered in fail. Just made coffee… All over the floor. #
  • Specifically, I put on a pot of coffee sans pot, turned around to talk to someone, who though he sensed something odd, failed to mention it. #

@orph for 2008-07-31

  • Need to keep this streak of having fun all the time going. Anything going on 2nite? #
  • Helped my neighbor friends move today. They are being evicted to. #
  • A pig, a cock, and a serpent. Ignorance, desire, and malice. #
  • @natfriedman *blush* Dangerous idea tho, paying for a twitter feed. #
  • I keep wondering when and how we’ll get a Hindu god of the Internet. #
  • @natfriedman rest easy. palo alto != sf. I bet perks make it difficult to poach ‘ooglers. I find them off-putting and surreal. #
  • @cdibona The perks certainly. The oogles I consider case-by-case. #
  • @jdotk what if you were the last KDE person in the whole world? Would you love it any less? #
  • Success! NYU girl agrees to warmup date on Saturday! Monday is too far away for someone about to move back to NYC. #
  • @migueldeicaza your cloud computering are belong to VMware. Cede! #
  • @timoreilly I’m guessing the IP and Open Source book is also the least likely to get read, given the community’s track record :-/ #

@orph for 2008-07-30

  • My iphone got me a date with a beautiful NYU law student. I met her getting off BART. She had just been to the Apple store. #

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@orph for 2008-07-29

  • @claylevering interesting. Imagine a future war of guerilla information freedom fighters vs. Big Telco Bandwidth Control. #

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@orph for 2008-07-28

  • I do love this city. Chapelle was right: there’s no place where people get along better! #

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